President Donald Trump started out the week suing The New York Times for defamation via the most hilariously overwrought complaint imaginable.

Now, in a neat bit of symmetry, Trump’s week has ended with the judge throwing out that complaint entirely because, basically, it sucked. No, really.

You may recall that Trump’s complaint was not really a legal filing but instead more of a meandering trip through all of Trump’s grievances, including not getting enough credit for his role in “The Apprentice” and yelling that his 2024 election win was “the greatest personal and political achievement in American history.”

There were also illustrations! The 2024 electoral map, a screenshot of the Times’ endorsement of former Vice President Kamala Harris, and what looks to be the DVD cover for “The Ap

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