GREEN BAY, WI — Disaster struck at a recent Harris-Walz rally after Tim Walz's wild, erratic arms movements inadvertently signaled a Boeing 747 to land in the middle of the crowd.

According to the other person at the rally, the sudden crash-landing of a commercial airliner nearly proved catastrophic to Harris's campaign.

"It was absolutely terrifying," said local white dude for Harris Gayle Quail as he brushed ashes from his rainbow-colored shirt. "Tim had just started getting into the main part of his argument for tampons in the boys' bathroom — his hands were going like little tiny LGBTQ+ allied windmills up there — and all of a sudden we hear this 'WHOOOSSSHHH' and the next thing I knew, there was a huge flaming wreck of a Boeing in the field behind the pavilion."

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