Jimmy Kimmel may have been relieved of his duties at Jimmy Kimmel Live! , but that doesn't mean he's ready to retire. He's only 57, has bills to pay, and has plenty of good years left.

To help him out, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of perfect jobs for him:

Political pundit for CNN: He already parrots DNC talking points, so it's a natural fit.

"Before" photo model: Few other people can so perfectly capture the right horribly pathetic vibe.

Purple Teletubby: Nobody will be able to see him cry behind the Tinky Winky mask.

Donald Trump's cupbearer: If someone ever tries to poison the president, you know who gets it first.

Furniture store "Going Out Of Business" sign holder: You twirl that sign like your life depends on it, Jimmy.

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