WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump has approved a measure normalizing once again the practice of calling female employees ‘Toots'.

"All this political correctness made our work environments no fun, but that ends today," Trump said at a press conference. "I'm announcing an initiative to normalize to practice of calling all these incredible, beautiful female coworkers ‘Toots' again. I will also allow 'Sweetheart' and 'Dollface.'"

Several surveys of men showed America's male workforce overwhelmingly support the initiative and are working to implement the ideas immediately.

"Today I saw a female coworker at her desk and I said ‘Hey Toots, you're too pretty to be sitting behind that typewriter all day. How about some coffee?'" Accountant Mark Renton said. "She looked at me with shock but I knew d

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