WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to sources, the Build Back Better Bill is pretty much dead now. While this has been a big blow to President Joe Biden's agenda, one of the most upset politicians is Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, who was very curious to find out what's in the bill by passing it.

"It's $2 trillion in spending," Pelosi told the press. "Who knows what it could have been? Maybe we all got candy. Or ice cream. Or a pony. Or maybe some sort of child tax credit. But since we didn't pass it, we'll never know."

The Build Back Better Bill is thousands of pages long, and with everyone in Congress being very busy and very dumb, no one there was going to read it. But if it had been passed, it would have been handed over to bureaucrats to implement, and then we'd all see what the bill

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