YPSILANTI, MI - While touring a Ford Motor plant in Michigan, President Trump went maskless despite an executive order by Governor Gretchen Whitmer that everyone must wear a mask outside the home. It is said that Trump refused to wear a mask in front of reporters when the mask they got him was of the wrong Ninja Turtle.

"Donatello? Not good! A president needs to show strength," Trump explained to reporters. "And he can't do that wearing a mask of Donatello, who is lame and a nerd."

Trump has requested a Michelangelo mask since Michelangelo is "fun" and "likes to party," but his aides were only able to obtain Donatello. They then offered to find some paint and change Donatello's purple mask to orange to match Michelangelo, but Trump said that wouldn't work because "it would then just be D

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