So, you're working for a woke corporation. Sad! It's a hard life working for "the man," and it's even harder when "the man" is a non-binary pansexual neurodivergent transspecies disabled person who will fire you if you misgender them. How will you ever survive?

Here are a few great ways to survive working at a woke corporation:

Visit the water cooler every twenty minutes to remind people how WOKE you are: "Gee I sure am feeling diverse, equitable, and inclusive today, am I right, fellow SJWs?"

Dye your hair and wear flamboyant rainbow colors for camouflage: Practice at home so it looks like you do it all the time.

Start telling "that's what HE said" jokes: Equity!

When asked to state your pronouns in a meeting, jump out the nearest plate glass window: You may die when you hit the

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