WASHINGTON, D.C. - Swift executive action from President Donald Trump set aside a vast tract of land in the hills of Joshua Tree National Park in Southern California for the few remaining Christian ska bands to roam free, their ways of life preserved and protected from harmful predators like more modern Christian rock bands.

The once-thriving Christian ska band population has been tragically thinned out over the past two decades through a combination of over-hunting and decreasing relevance of the genre.

U.S. Fish and Wildlife vehicles arrived at the preserve Wednesday and began unloading members of several bands, including Five Iron Frenzy and the O.C. Supertones, gently introducing them to their new home. The members had been located, humanely tranquilized, and loaded up in trucks and

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