Labubu Crumbl Dubai Chocolate: Overconsumption Is In Its Brainrot Era

Labubu Crumbl Dubai Chocolate: Overconsumption Is In Its Brainrot Era

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Over the past year or so, I’ve seen a lot of people complaining that the internet is no longer fun. There are plenty of reasons to justify that position and it’s hard to argue against them: increased censorship, oversaturation of AI slop and bots, hard-right hijacking of any and all discourse, endless ads and trends, and the almighty algorithm’s tendency towards toxicity. It’s terrifying, yes, but there’s also an undeniable tedium to it all. It’s not just that things are scary; it’s that they’re inane and repetitive and kind of inexplicable. Case in point: Labubu Crumbl Dubai Chocolate. The final boss of late-stage capitalism is stupid as hell. Was it ever going to be anythi