×I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, here we be confronting the month of September, the so-called “harvest month,” according to 8th-9th century French top-dog Charlemagne’s calendar, so I’ve heard.

Calendars. Seems like every Tom, Dick and Dickless had some kind of calendar back in the very olden days.

Cripes, you had your Julian calendar, your Gregorian calendar and who-knows-what-the-fock calendar, all figuring which day of which month is the one saintly designated to toss a virgin (female, I’m guessing) into the mouth of a volcano, so’s to assist the success of some kind of harvest.

Yeah yeah, September, what the fock. Am I mistaken (always a good bet), but wasn’t it just August, and now out of nowheres we’re into the ninth month of the year? (Alt

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