ATLANTA, GA — In a groundbreaking statement that seemed to do away with all previous data, a group of researchers from the Dog CDC announced that eating your own poo was completely safe.

According to the new data, coprophagia, the common act of dogs ingesting their own feces, was found to be 100% safe and potentially beneficial by dog scientists. As part of its research, the team cited 12 labradors that "thrived" after regularly consuming their own waste.

"The data is clear," said Dr. Rover Barkley, the head of the Dog CDC. "The fact of the matter is, our scat is packed full of nutrients, not to mention recycled kibble and grass. Think of it as nature's multivitamin. So, next time you witness your dog chowing down on his own poo, resist the urge to scold him. It will boost his immunity a

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