NEW YORK, NY — Donald Trump outsmarted his enemies once again with another brilliant 4D chess maneuver, making use of a mini-Trump ventriloquist doll to skirt a gag order imposed by U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan.

"This entire case is a complete and total sham!" the mini-Trump doll shouted while President Trump's lips could not clearly be seen to move. "Denying an American citizen — a president, no less — his right to free speech is a terrible tragedy and it shouldn't happen in America, and it wouldn't happen if I — er, I mean, Trump, were president! WITCH HUNT!"

The DOJ and other sworn enemies of Trump cried foul upon seeing the puppet but were silenced by Trump's amazing ventriloquism skills. "You've got to hand it to him, he outfoxed us again," said one source within the Justice De

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