There’s plenty of action at Kyle Field as Texas A&M battles Auburn .

However, things are pretty interesting in the stands and Texas A&M police have issued some interesting citations and made a number of ejections.

A tip of the cap to Texas A&M Police for having some with most of it on social media.

The leader in the clubhouse?

“Public Intoxication,” the post read . “SEAT. Wife unable to walk without assistance. Released to sober husband. Ejected.”

In fact, as of this posting, there have been seven first-half ejections. To put that in perspective, there were more ejections than Auburn scored points.

Here are some other gems:

“Public Intoxication. NE Entry. Subject too intoxicated to locate game ticket. Released to sober friend. Ejected.”

“NEAT. Subject had 2 Miller Lite beers in

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