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Being a police officer in 2021 kiiiiiiinda sucks, since, you know, everyone will hate you and you'll constantly be in fear of someone throwing a brick at your head or burning out your cop car just because. Well, we at The Babylon Bee have gathered up nine career choices that are MUCH more appealing than being a police officer in the current year. Check it out:

1. Honeybadger catcher - Instead of trying to wrangle up Antifa members, just try to catch some wild honeybadgers. Much easier!

2. Land mine tester - Much less deadly than policing in a Democrat-controlled city!

3. MAGA hat salesman in Portland - Compared to being a cop in Portland, you'll be loved and adored!

4. Lori Lightfoot's assistant - A bad career but not police officer bad.

5. The guy at Faceb

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