WASHINGTON, D.C. - After the firing of Steve Bannon as the White House's chief strategist Friday, an independent business review board confirmed that the Trump White House now has a higher turnover rate than the fast food industry.
The report cited difficult working conditions, unreasonable and unstable upper management, and a lack of meaningful work as the key factors in the White House's record high turnover rates that exceed even the most entry-level fast food positions.
"Whereas McDonald's entry-level positions are plagued with a 100% turnover rate annually, the Trump White House is on pace to hit 400% turnover for its first year alone," a business analyst told reporters. "The average length of a White House staffer's tenure is now around four hours."
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