Have you or a loved one had a baby recently? We hate to say this, but you may have just brought a white supremacist into the world.

Don't worry though-- we're here to help! It's important to always look for clues of racist tendencies in your newborn so you can nip that in the bud! Here are the troubling 7 signs:

He's white, which automatically makes him racist: If your newborn is white, then sorry-- it's game over. Your baby will be irredeemably racist forever. Sad!

Completely illiterate, just like most Nazis: What? Your newborn can't read? Then he's probably been radicalized by alt-right personalities on YouTube.

No hair, which is a common Neo-Nazi hairstyle: Is your baby a skinhead? Having no hair is a colossal red flag. If your newborn is bald, make him wear a wig until his hair

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