As President Donald Trump plans to send 200 National Guard troops to War ravaged” Portland, some local comedians and online posters poked fun at how the city feels like anything but a war zone.

“Dearest Mother the battle for Portland rages on, coffee shops reduced to rubble and kale supplies running dangerously low,” one redditor wrote in the /r/oregon community. “Morale remains strong though as the troops discovered an endless stockpile of craft beer and artisan donuts to fuel the fight.”

Trump caused a deadly serious stir throughout the Pacific Northwest over the weekend, after announcing a plan to deploy troops to protect Immigration and Customs Enforcement offices in Portland.

“At the request of Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, I am directing Secretary of War, Pete Hegse

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