Brought to you by: The Focused Pastor
Life in ministry is one of the greatest gifts anyone can experience, and that extends to pastors' wives as well. What's so great about being a pastor's wife? The benefits are abundant.
The Babylon Bee has come up with just a few reasons why pastors' wives have it made:
You get to run the women's ministry FOR FREE : Enjoy the excitement of working without being financially compensated in any way.
You get to be mentioned in every sermon illustration: Sit back and relax while the rest of the congregation learns a little more about you every week.
You get to hang on the pastor's back like Yoda in all photographs: Enjoy it, you will.
You haven't stopped smiling since 1998: Forced smiling has helpfully frozen your cheek muscles into a Joker-l