Brace yourself, America: the federal government has been shut down. Congress will no longer be able to pass any bills and all federal agencies will grind to a halt. But, there will also be some very serious consequences.

Here are the 7 most terrifying:

The Capitol cafeteria will not be able serve Ted Cruz his customary afternoon Ho Hos: Devastating.

That department you've never heard of that does nothing for you will be furloughed: You can kiss the Commission on Overseas Native Fisheries goodbye.

Government workers will lose thousands of hours of sleep they would otherwise be getting at work: No one wants to sleep on their own time.

Rand Paul will be intolerably giddy: He's so annoying when he gets like that.

AOC will have to go back to bartending, but she doesn't know how to mak

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