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On Sunday morning, my 3-year-old was calling me from the bathroom. My husband went to check on him, thinking he’d let me sleep in a little, but my toddler wasn’t having it. “I want MAMA!” he yelled, screaming my name because apparently nobody wipes butts like I do (thanks?). My husband came back in our room to tell me my most loyal fan was begging for me, and all I could think of was, “You don’t know the life of a showgirl, babe, and you’re never, ever gonna!”

As a longtime Taylor Swift fan, I’m used to people hating her lyrics, complaining about her personal life, saying she can’t sing. And I don’t care! Listen to something else, maybe? Nobody is forc

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