Taylor Swift added sports media darling/antihero to her overflowing well of accomplishments when she started dating NFL player Travis Kelce , but somehow she has yet to live the life of a Super Bowl Halftime Showgirl.

Swifties were pretty convinced that 2026 was going to be the year , that all her talk of sourdough bread-baking ahead of Super Bowl LX being held at Levi's Stadium in the San Francisco Bay Area—the de facto sourdough capital of the world—couldn't possibly be a coincidence.

And considering she admitted during her epic New Heights appearance that she's gone "a little Zodiac killer" with her months-in-advance Easter egg drops...

And the puzzle-obsessed serial killer terrorized the San Francisco Bay Area in the late 1960s...

Hey, we didn't start the conspiracy e

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