In what I can only assume is some elaborate Shrek fantasy come to life, Lana Del Rey got married in a swamp. Okay, technically she got married by a swamp—to none other than her alligator tour guide lover, Captain Jeremy Dufrene.

A little about Jeremy, straight from the " About Us " section of Airboat Tours by Arthur:

"Jeremy decided life at a chemical plant working 7 days a week and shrimping on vacation days was not his calling. After a little convincing by his family, he got his captain's license and started running tours. He quickly realized that this was a great fit and he has never thought of going back to his previous career at the plant. Jeremy's a great airboat captain and loves interacting with wildlife & customers."

Cool! But for those of you who remain in a state of

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