JERUSALEM — Apostolic sources report that the Apostle Paul was called into the head office for more mandatory sensitivity training yesterday after firing off another one of his epistles to the church at Galatia.

According to members of the Galatian church, Paul had somehow managed to offend most of the local congregants by calling them "silly little lemmings led astray by a fake and gay gospel" in his letter.

"You're not wrong, Paul, but do you have to be quite so blunt about it?" Peter asked Paul. "And did you have to write that you wish that people harming the church would castrate themselves? I mean, aren't you the guy telling people to speak the truth in love? You know you've got to be winsome to win some, you know."

Members of the Corinthian church, who had also received a fiery le

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