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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans are celebrating today after the genius President Trump imposed taxes on imports, instantly tricking Democrats into hating taxes.

Studies now show that 98% of Democrats say they hate taxes after hearing that Trump is for them, shocking political analysts.

"We hate taxes now! Taxes are fascism!" said several paid Democrat protestors holding "STOP TRUMP'S TARIFFS' signs outside the White House. "We won't rest until all these oppressive taxes have been eliminated from our lives completely!"

"Democrats have played right into my hands because they're suckers and I'm so much smarter than them," said Trump to reporters. "Now, we can get rid of taxes and the Democrats will think they've won, because they're losers and their brains

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