This is whimsical, insane, and largely theoretical — but it’s also very creative, pleasantly weird, legitimately artistic, and (bonus, this season!), I am not actively offended . Look, someone rich out there DOES want to dress like an editorial, directional, cozy pile of laundry (or, in one case, what might be an artistic hot dog) and I respect this! And welcome it! Someone wear this to an awards show!

[Photos: Launchmetrics Spotlight]

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