MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - A new app called HateFynd promises to help you find someone to commit a fake hate crime against you.

The app will allow you to browse a list of oppressors-for-hire who will leave a hateful racist note on your car, beat you senseless while wearing pro-Trump clothing, or a more classic hate crime like typing a racist name on a fake Starbucks cup.

"The problem right now is that demand for oppression far exceeds the supply," said app developer Signey Boffet. "Our app helps connect potential oppressors with their victims, so that you can post on social media that you were assaulted and get a lot of publicity." Boffet recommends getting the hate crime committed against you in the South or in a school connected with Karen Pence for maximum exposure.

"Whether you need someon

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