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“Are they ready?”

The Generals looked at their Prime Minister Mark Carney.

“Yessir, they are.”

Carney’s face hardened.

“Give the order to go airborne,” he said and five million geese took off in stages from the Trenton air base runways.

The sky darkened as ‘V’ after ‘V’ of geese took to the air.

Destination, Washington, D.C. Their target – the White House.

Canada Geese had volunteered for the secret mission, called Operation White Turd. While not a pleasant name, it did reflect the name of the current White House inhabitant.

The geese came to the defence of their home country, with a sp

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