In crazy times, do the math. The circumference of a circle is always 3.14159265 plus a smidgen times the diameter; 2 + 2 = 4, no matter how the president feels this morning.

Math might be hard to focus on with Texas soldiers prepping to wander the streets of Chicago, cosplaying an occupying force. Practicing scaring people, so they’ll be ready come the 2026 elections.

But I’ve been fiddling with numbers. Specifically related to crime, since tamping down immigrant violence is the pretext for bringing in soldiers to help kick them out.

Opinion

Looking at numbers underscores the lies we are being fed. Since I don’t want to drown you in figures, and I know MAGA sorts read this and are easily confused, let’s consider just two groups: babies and immigrants.

Republicans love babies. In their

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