U.S. - The Biden Administration has made an exciting announcement that the 3 branches of government are expanding to 4. Now the Legislative, Executive, and Judicial branches are joined by the Big Tech branch of government.

"The best part about this new branch of government is we don't have to worry about pesky elections getting in the way anymore," said an almost giddy Kamala Harris. "Now even if we lose every election, Democrats still control Big Tech, and can silence, censor, and control our way back to power! Man, it feels great to be on the right side of history."

"While the 3 Branches have worked for centuries, it was time for an upgrade," explained Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez. "Big Tech may be the youngest branch by far, but it's definitely still the most 'on the right s

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