Which Criterion Closet Pick Should Luca Guadagnino Remake?

As part of the promo push for After the Hunt , Luca “ Everybody Kiss ” Guadagnino got to take a tour of the Criterion Closet. It got us thinking: which of these movies is he most likely to remake some day? Guadagnino used to really pop off in the reinventing-a-classic space, with 2015’s A Bigger Splash riffing on Jacques Deray’s La Piscine and 2018’s Suspiria being his take on Dario Argento’s giallo gorefest. Recently, though, the director has been taking on more oblique inspos, like #MeToo and William Burroughs. Luca has a version American Psycho lined up, with Austin Butler reportedly putting on Patrick Bateman’s see-through raincoat. But will that move appear, or will it go the way of his Sgt. Rock adaptation ? While we wait for Austin Butler’s killing sp