MILWAUKEE, WI — As the Republican National Convention continued to dominate the country's attention in the wake of the attempted assassination of the former president, word began to make the rounds that Trump was disappointed that the nurse didn't give him the dinosaur bandage he wanted for his ear.

According to multiple sources, Trump specifically requested a dinosaur bandage for his wounded ear while being treated at the emergency room of Butler Memorial Hospital following the attempt on his life at a campaign rally Saturday evening but complained later on after being given a regular white dressing.

"Sad. Very sad. I asked for the T-rex," Trump reportedly murmured to members of his inner circle. "The dinosaur bandage would have been cool. Very cool. All the best people get dinosaur ban

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