KANSAS CITY, MO - A previously lost-to-the-ages 1861 sermon by Charles Spurgeon has been discovered by the curator of Midwestern Baptist Theological Seminary's Spurgeon Library, Dr. Christian George, who confirmed it as the only terrible sermon the Prince of Preachers ever delivered in his lifetime.
George reportedly discovered the message - delivered by Spurgeon shortly after his congregation moved to the Metropolitan Tabernacle - as part of the professor's ongoing Lost Sermons of C.H. Spurgeon literary project.
The sermon apparently began with the famed Baptist preacher rising up out of the stage on an elevated platform, as dry ice provided an inexplicable foggy atmosphere around the pulpit. "Are y'all ready for some preaching?! I can't hear you! I said, are you ready for some prea