SILOAM SPRINGS, AR — A local man found himself embroiled in a personal crisis today as he prepared to take his traditional trip to an extended family Thanksgiving holiday after coming to the realization that he is, indeed, the "weird uncle" he's heard people talking about.

"It's laughable to hear all these stories about our ‘weird uncle'...hey…wait a minute," said Quentin Ray. "I…I was sure our family didn't even have a ‘weird uncle,' but…you don't think…nah. There's no way. It can't be me, can it? I always have such fascinating bits of information to share, like telling them about old Sega Genesis games or how whitetail deer attract mates by urinating on themselves. Who doesn't love stuff like that?"

Quentin was startled by the revelation that he could very well be the proverbial "weird

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