Two teenagers who jumped former DOGE staffer Edward “Big Balls” Coristine have avoided jail after pleading guilty to simple assault at a Washington, DC, court.

The boy and girl, both 15, from Hyattsville, Maryland, were sentenced to probation at a DC court on Tuesday, just over two months after the pair were arrested for the savage Aug. 3 attack, WUSA9 reported .

The boy was handed a 12-month probation and allowed to return home under strict house arrest, while the girl was given a nine-month probation and remanded to a local youth shelter.

Former DOGE staffer Edward Coristine describes brutal D.C. attack by teen gang. Fox News

Coristine seen after the attack. Truth Social/@realDonaldTrump

Their accomplices in the attempted carjacking and assault at approximately 3 a.m. in a

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