MOBILE, AL - New LifeWay Christian Stores employee Aimee Bryer was tasked with rotating out last week's prophetic books and replacing them with a fresh, just-off-the-truck shipment, sources confirmed Friday.

"You see how this one claims President Obama is the antichrist? That's how you know it's expired," store manager Traci Mann was overheard telling the newly hired retail clerk as she tossed the book into a garbage can. "Oh wow, this one with Saddam Hussein on the cover has been rotting here behind the others for years. Definitely a tosser."

"See here, this one was published just last month and identifies President Trump as one of the two witnesses in the book of Revelation. Sure, it's a little old, but we can rotate it up to the front and hopefully sell it before it goes bad in a week

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