U.S. — A new setting on Google Maps was expected to save thousands of marriages by forgoing the optimum travel route to instead direct the husband along the route his wife thinks he should take.
This cutting-edge new option will throw out all other considerations, such as construction, distance, time en route, fuel efficiency, and every last shred of common sense, to instead make sure a man follows his wife's preferred route.
"Turn here. No, turn here now. This road is safer. And the trees have pretty fall leaves this way," said Google's GPS voice to one grateful husband on a recent family outing. "Now go this way. Your wife thinks this is better, and she's always right, no matter what, because you love her. Rob, slow down. The car in front of you is only 75 feet away. EEEEEKK! Slow down