Welcome to the age of slop spectacle, where AI horrors are flushed down to you from the very top.

On Saturday night, sitting president of the United States of America Donald Trump shared an extraordinarily bizarre AI-generated video of himself piloting a fighter jet labelled “KING TRUMP” while strafing droves of peaceful protestors with multiple barrages of — we swear we are not making this up — liquid diarrhea.

This is not a drill. A shot of the 79-year-old commander-in-chief in the jet’s cockpit shows him wearing a crown instead of a flight helmet. “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins plays in the background. It’s “Top Gun” meets “Two Girls, One Cup” — and makes us long for the days when the president set a higher tone for the national discourse, and at least pretended not to have this much

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