WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising move, President Donald Trump announced today that the newly created White House Faith Office would be led by Satan.

"Satan's got a lot of experience," Trump said as he introduced the Father of Lies at Thursday's National Prayer Breakfast. "You know he spent 40 days with Jesus in the desert 2,000 years ago? It's really something. I hear he's even read the entire Bible."

The Adversary said he was thankful for the opportunity and would not let the president down. In a ten-minute speech, the Father of Lies expanded on his perceived duties and qualifications for the work ahead, saying, "I have every right and authority to declare the White House holy ground because I was standing there and where I stand is holy. I'm kind of a big deal."

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