WASHINGTON, D.C. — Trump administration officials announced on Monday that renovations on the White House Throne Room have been completed.

According to sources, the new throne room had undergone extensive remodeling to reflect President Donald Trump's increased monarchic power and bring greater honor and prestige to his historic reign over the nation.

"It is now truly fitting for a king," Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt reported. "The White House Throne Room has been retrofitted with golden accents, a diamond encrusted gold throne, and a mural depicting President Trump on a horse rampaging through a peaceful protest."

Though most Americans were unaware, the throne room was first constructed following the War of 1812 but fell into disrepair when presidents began spending a significant t

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