Political misadventures

Politicians are upon us. Political big mouths — nailed shut most years — now open wider than the Grand Canyon. I have covered elections that predate Millard Fillmore. Itchy to get their black-dyed heads on another black-dyed head’s TV program they’d even resurrect and re-elect Calvin Coolidge.

See a paper plate of warm tuna fish schmeared with mayo and you know right away it’s a political event. Difference being the Dems’ accompanying bread slice might’ve been used previously for Ulysses Grant. Baked maybe when the Dutch celebrated buying our island for less than a slice of Junior’s cheesecake.

I remember George Bush and Barbara had a king-size bed. Needful because she always wore a heavy triple-strand pearl necklace. Can get in the way. She even wore it when I

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