U.S. — The winds of change in America were met with a new obstacle today, as self-professed members of the "Resistance" were upset to hear that the federal government was getting smaller.

After raging against the governmental machine for the last several months and vowing to resist what it perceived as totalitarian oppression, the "Resistance" raised a collective pained cry when news broke that the Trump administration had significantly decreased the size of the oppressive government.

"We are the Resistance! We will stand against Trump's government that he's making smaller!" said one angry masked person. "Trump is a fascist who wants to destroy this country and control every facet of our lives like we're living in The Handmaid's Tale ! That's why he's… reducing the size and scope of th

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