Sports announcers won't stop talking until it's an issue that matters

Iguess this is how it’s going to be. Expect no better. Suffer it or leave it.

Sunday as the Jets were “changing their culture” from 0-6 to 0-7, two of their members clearly begged for extra attention.

After an incomplete Panthers pass, DB Sauce Gardner became lost in his own sauce, performing an “all about me dance” along the far sideline. Soon, another incompletion caused fellow DB Malachi Moore to stop, then strike an arms-crossed, self-satisfied pose à la defeated home favorite Benito Mussolini on the balcony.

You win, fellas: You want it to be all about you? Fine, the 0-7 Jets are all about you.