SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In response to frequent and passionate requests from a handful of users, Twitter announced a new "Send Mob" feature for its popular social media platform. Now, whenever a twitter debate gets particularly heated, Twitter's algorithm will automatically enable a "Send Mob" button, allowing users to send an angry crowd to their opponent's location.
"For years, Twitter has been at the cutting edge of tearing people apart for having different opinions from you," Twitter tweeted today. "After a series of trial tests, we are pleased to release this new feature to the public, knowing that there could be no downsides whatsoever to enabling unbridled, impulsive rage!"
Among the beta testers was Twitter user @bovineright, who described being on the receiving end of the feature: "

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