DALLAS, TX - Pastor Robert Jeffress has been an outspoken disciple of Donald Trump, even promising he would never deny him or betray him.
But Jeffress's faith was put to the test Monday as he visited a small, hipster coffee shop with a liberal clientele to grab his morning coffee. A nervous Jeffress walked into the establishment, smiling tightly and standing in line, hoping no one would talk to him.
"Hey, you're that pastor dude who supports Trump, aren't you?" said a guy strumming on a mandolin in the corner. "I recognize you from the TV."
"No, no, hehehe, that's not me," Jeffress muttered awkwardly as he tried to stuff his Make America Great Again hat into his pocket. The mandolin player shrugged and returned to playing Bob Dylan's "With God on Our Side," somehow singing the melody wo

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