WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House security is in turmoil after it was revealed that former President Donald Trump had snuck back into the White House by disguising himself as a trans TikTok star.

The former president reportedly infiltrated the west wing under the guise of alter ego Daisy Sax and was only discovered after Biden sniffed his hair.

"Yes, hello Sleepy Joe, er, I mean — Mr. President," said Trump, batting his false eyelashes at Biden. "I'm a very pretty trans lady. Totally pretty and beautiful. All the other TikTok stars, not even close, believe me."

Trump then began rifling through Biden's desk looking for classified documents.

"Whoa, Jack, something doesn't smell right!" Biden reportedly said, alarmed. "No, I'm serious. You smell like a man, man!"

The TikTok star was then ta

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