Toxic masculinity has been under fire since third-wave feminism in the ‘90s, and for good reason – men have brought nothing but wickedness and dirty laundry into the world from the beginning. Want examples? Here are 9 horrible things brought to you by toxic masculinity:
The wheel: It was just an excuse to frame women for running over curbs!
Running water: Seems like a technological advance, but it's just another male ploy to keep women in the kitchen where they belong. Disgusting!
Sports: NASCAR, WWE, MMA – the oppression runs so deep that even most women's sports are run by men.
Law and order: The actual institution, and probably the show too.
Open jars: This may sound positive, but men erase all the goodwill from their service by always eating the last peach.
"Eh, the spoon'

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