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When it comes to buzzy present picks, Goop is the gift that keeps on giving.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand released its famous holiday gift guide on Tuesday, featuring a range of predictably pricey finds — from a $1,400 vintage ashtray to a $16,500 pre-loved Hermès Kelly bag .

Out-of-this-world selects also include Unistellar’s Odyssey Pro telescope , which connects to your smartphone and will set you back nearly $4,500.

In true Goop fashion, the list also leans more naughty than nice; there’s a grand total of six vibrators , along with a $195 sex pillow and an Advent calendar filled with steamy “date night” surprises .

But

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