Democratic New York City mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani purchased an egg and cheese on a roll with jalapeño sandwich before a news conference outside the Omale Deli where he received an endorsement from the United Bodegas of America on Wednesday, October 29, 2025 in the Bronx, N.Y. James Keivom

He’d be a ‘May-error’

Once upon a crime, bad little boys were called snake oil salesmen. Now they’re called political candidates.

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Listen, you’re entitled. Pick who you want. Just know you are not entitled to pee on the United States of America’s prime real estate — New York City.

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