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With thousands of people still missing and countless more in desperate need of food, water, and assistance, you may be looking for ways to get help to victims of Hurricane Helene. But WAIT! First, you must sneak that aid past the ever-watchful eyes of FEMA so they don't confiscate it.

The Babylon Bee has conducted extensive research to come up with the following list of surefire ways to smuggle humanitarian aid past FEMA:

Inform them you simply need to stock the boys' bathrooms with tampons: This is the kind of aid FEMA can really get behind.

Disguise all of the insulin as puberty blockers: A basic human necessity.

Hire a team of orthodox Jews from New York to dig an underground smuggling tunnel: It's entirely possible that one already exists.

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