“Donald Trump knows how to turn a quick buck, but he seems to have overlooked an obvious grift,” reckons Peter Riley of Penrith. “In 1941, German bombers scored a direct hit on the British House of Commons. To help pay for the rebuild, bits of the building were salvaged and sold as souvenirs. I have a two kilo block of sandstone with a numbered certificate of authenticity, signed by a colonel. Seems that Trump was in such a hurry to make the East Wing disappear that he overlooked the obvious hustle.”

“Happy Halloween to my favourite little trick-or-treaters and may your night be filled with ghosts, ghouls and giggles,” declares the good-willed Jack Dikian of Mosman. “PS. Our two-year-old French bulldog is meaner than he looks.”

The episode of Return to Paradise (C8) that Don Bain refer

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